Viva Kneivel

Okay, if I haven't asked you already:

Who would win in a Battle Royale:

Ninjas
Pirates
Zombies
Robots

When I get tired of asking random people who would win, I'll tally the scores to find out the winner. With the outcome decided, the animation can begin... maybe. The other idea that popped into my head is that as many who would like to could animate a shot each. or several, and they could all be edited together. Just brainstorming at this point. Could be nothing ever happens with it. Input?